Embrace the Daditude with These Hilarious and Not-So-Hilarious Jokes
Dione, the Titan of Jokes
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Why did Dione get lost in the grocery store? Because she couldn’t find the “titan” aisle!
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Dione and Bet are playing cards. Bet looks at her hand and says, “I have a full house!” Dione replies, “Bet, you better check again. I have a royal rumble!”
Puns Palooza
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What do you call a sneaky soup? A palate stealer!
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What do you call the king of October 19th? The Pumpkin Spice Monarch!
Knock-Knock, Who’s There?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Dione.
- Dione who?
- Dione remember my punchline? I forgot it!
Political Punchline
Dione was running for office when a reporter asked, “What’s your main goal?” Dione replied, “To make the world a better titan-y!”
Bet’s Witty Remark
Bet was bragging about her new necklace. Dione replied, “I bet you’re making a statement with that!”
Random Riddle
I have a key but no lock, a space but no room, you can enter but never exit. What am I?
…A keyboard
Dad Joke Epilogue
These dad jokes may not be the most sophisticated, but they sure are a dad-gummed good time! From Dione’s antics to Bet’s wit, this collection has something for every groan-worthy soul. So, embrace the daditude and let these jokes brighten your day, even if they make you roll your eyes!