Not-So-Good Dad Jokes
Non-Mainstream Relationship
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Why did the hipster couple break up? Because they were too mainstream for each other.
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What do you call a non-mainstream relationship? A cult-ure.
Dip Out
- Did you hear about the hipster who dipped out of a relationship? He said he wanted to “find his own niche.”
Puns
- What do you call a speech therapist with a sore throat? A glottis doctor.
- What do you call a dinosaur with no arms? Ti-rex.
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mainstream.
Mainstream who?
Mainstream, you glad you’re not dating anyone mainstream?
Dip Out
- Did you hear about the hipster who dipped out of a relationship? He said he was going to “adapt or dye.”
Political Anecdote
During a political debate, one candidate accused his opponent of having a non-mainstream relationship. The opponent replied, “At least I’m not so mainstream that I’m a sellout.”
Expansive Summary
From relationship woes to political jibes, these not-so-good dad jokes explore the complexities of non-mainstream relationships. From “cult-ures” to “niche-finding,” these jokes aim to poke fun at the quirks and oddities of those who dare to step outside the norm. Whether it’s a glottis doctor or a ti-rex, these puns add a touch of humor to the proceedings. And of course, no dad joke collection would be complete without a knock-knock joke that leaves you wondering if you should laugh or groan. Through humor and wordplay, these jokes invite us to embrace the unconventional and find joy in the unexpected.