Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pluto-ly Awful
Pluto Jokes
- What do you call a planet that’s super small? A plu-tiny planet!
- Why did Pluto get kicked out of the solar system? Because it was too sus!
Palate/20th October Pun
- What do you call a roof that’s good for your teeth? A palette! (Or, how about this: What day of the year is the scariest for skeletons? Twent-October!)
Pluto Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Pluto.
- Pluto who?
- Pluto think you’re out of this world!
Sus Joke
- Why are imposters so suspicious? Because they’re always sus-picions!
Political Pluto
During a political debate, a candidate proudly declared, “Pluto is still a planet!”
To which his opponent responded, “And I’m still the Tooth Fairy!”
Random Joke/Riddle
- What has four legs but can’t walk? A chair.
Dad Joke on Dad Jokes
- Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they have no daddy issues!