Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan
Children’s Ministry Leader Special
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Why did the children’s ministry leader cross the road?
- To get to the other side… and lead the Sunday School kids.
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What do you call a children’s ministry leader who loves honey?
- Homey the Church-Going Clown.
Punny Jokes
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What do you call a nipple with a cold?
- A nipple-itis.
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Why did October 21st get arrested?
- Because it was a bad date.
Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Children’s ministry leader.
- Children’s ministry leader who?
- Children’s ministry leader the way for all children to come to Jesus!
Homey, the Hiker
- What do you call Homey when he’s hiking?
- A mountain climber.
Children’s Ministry Leader in Politics
- A children’s ministry leader was asked why he entered politics.
- He said, “I wanted to make a difference in the lives of children.”
- The reporter replied, “But you’re a politician.”
- To which the children’s ministry leader replied, “Exactly.”
Random Fun
- What’s the difference between a math teacher and a politician?
- One solves problems, and the other blocks progress.
Dad Joke About Dad Jokes
- Why are dad jokes so bad?
- Because they’re a-peel-ing!