Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan or Giggle
Glory Hole Humor
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Why did the golfer get a hole-in-one at the glory hole?
Because he used his fairway wood! -
What do you call a glory hole that’s too small?
A peachy!
Pun-derful Quips
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What do you call the goddess of glory holes?
Dione-the-hole! -
Why is October 21st a special day for glory holes?
Because it’s the day they celebrate “Glory the Hole Day”!
Knock-Knock Nonsense
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Glory hole.
Glory hole who?
Glory hole there, can I have a peek?
Peachy Jokes
- What does a peach say when it gets stuck in a glory hole?
Help me, I’m in a jam!
Political Parody
Assistant: “Sir, there’s a constituent on line one who’s complaining about our glory hole.”
Politician: “Tell him that funding for glory holes is a hole in the budget. We need to plug that leak!”
Random Riddles and Jokes
- What has two legs but can’t walk, four arms but can’t reach, and a voice but doesn’t speak?
A chair.
Joke:
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!