Saturn-ly Spectacular Dad Jokes
Spacey Saturn Shenanigans
Q: What did Saturn say to his belt?
A: I’m wearing my pants around the universe!
DEI-lightful Saturn
Q: Why is Saturn a champion of DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion)?
A: Because it has rings that represent people of all shapes and sizes!
October-ly Puns
Q: Why are lymph vessels called “drains”?
A: Because they’re always sucking up stuff!
Q: What do you call October 21st?
A: The 30th of September extended!
Knock, Knock on Saturn’s Door
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Saturn.
Saturn who?
Saturn-ly, your planet is amazing!
DEI-liciousness
Q: Why was the DEI initiative in Saturn so successful?
A: Because it was out of this world!
Saturn’s Political Prank
One day, a politician claimed that Saturn was a threat to Earth. But the people of Saturn retorted, “That’s not true! We’re just rocking our rings like it’s nobody’s business!”
Joke Time
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: Fsh!
Dad Joke on Dad Jokes
Q: What do you call a joke so bad that only a dad would laugh at it?
A: A dad joke!