Dad Jokes: Avocado Oil Edition
Avocado Oil Jokes
- What’s the best thing about avocado oil? It’s always ripe for the taking!
- Why did the avocado oil get into a fight? Because it was being a brat!
Artery or October 22nd Pun Joke
- Why did the doctor recommend eating avocado oil for my arteries? Because it keeps my heart in Octo-ber shape!
Avocado Oil Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Avocado oil.
- Avocado oil who?
- Avocado a good time with this joke!
Brat Joke
- What do you call a bratty avocado? A pit-a-pat kid!
Avocado Oil in Politics
- Heard about the politician who promised to reduce the price of avocado oil? He was just spreading out his platforms!
Random Joke
- What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick!
Riddle
- I have roots but no feet, and I am always thirsty. What am I? (Answer: A plant)
Dad Joke Meta-Joke
- Why are dad jokes about avocado oil so bad? Because they’re a bit ripe.