Dad Jokes: Cornering the Market on Dry Humor
Galatea Gaffes
- Why did Galatea cross the road? To rock the statue of limitation.
- What do you call Galatea when she’s out of style? Cheugy-tea.
Punny Puns
- What do you call a gallbladder with a bad attitude? A bitter gall.
- Why is October 22nd the cheugiest day of the year? Because it’s ten-two-too late.
Knock-Knock Humdinger
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Galatea.
- Galatea who?
- Galatea lay with me, it’s been over 2,000 years since my wife died.
Cheugy Conundrum
- What do you call a cheugy dad? A dad joke fossil.
Political Panache
- Galatea once ran for office and promised to “statue” up for what she believed in.
Random Riddle
- I am always hungry, the more I drink the more I grow. To some I am a blessing, to others a curse. What am I? (Fire)
Epilogue: Dad Joke Inception
These dad jokes are so bad, they’re good. They’re the kind of jokes that will make you groan on the inside, but laugh out loud on the outside. So next time you’re looking for a way to make someone smile, or cringe, reach for one of these gems.