Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (or Grin)
Miranda, the Miranda-culous
- Why did Miranda get lost in the grocery store? Because she couldn’t find the Miranda aisle!
- What do you call a Miranda who tells bad jokes? A Miranda-ment!
Stupid Miranda Jokes
- Why did Miranda cross the road? To get to the other Miranda!
- Why did Miranda get a cold? From too much Miranda air conditioning!
Punderful Puns
- What do you call a mermaid who’s always in trouble? Nereid!
- What’s the worst part about October 22nd? It’s too late to cancel plans!
Miranda’s Knock-Knock Adventure
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Miranda.
Miranda who?
Miranda you stay out of my way, I’m trying to get to the door!
Stupidity Unleashed
- Why did Miranda put her money in the freezer? To make her bills cool!
- Why did Miranda eat her homework? Because she was trying to get smarter!
Miranda in Politics
A politician was giving a speech to a crowd. He said, “Miranda is the best candidate for this job!”
A woman in the back shouted, “Why?”
The politician replied, “Because she’s Miranda-ful!”
Bonus Joke
What’s the difference between a duck and a piano? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna duck!
Expanded Summary
This collection of Miranda-themed dad jokes and puns offers a hilarious insight into the world of bad jokes and clever wordplay. From Miranda’s supermarket misadventures to her meteorological misunderstandings, these jokes are sure to evoke a chuckle or two. And don’t forget the bonus joke, a classic riddle that adds a touch of whimsy to the mix.