Have You Heard These Holy and Wholly Hilarious Dad Jokes?
Religious Revelry Jokes
- Why did the nuns have a big party? Because they were consecrated with joy!
- What do you get when a priest gets hungry? Nun-chucks!
Snack Attack Dad Jokes
- What’s a priest’s favorite snack? Holy guacamole!
- Why did the rabbi make Maccabees? Because they’re for the chosen people!
Punny Puns
- Why was Umbriel afraid to go home? Because it was October 22nd and he didn’t want to get Uranus!
Knock-Knock Knockdown
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nun.
Nun who?
Nun of your business!
More Snack-tastic Jokes
- Why did the synagogue run out of bagels? Because they had a good turnout!
- What do you call a rabbi who always has something to say? A Torah-ble dad joke teller!
Political Pranksters
In the halls of Congress, a priest and a rabbi were arguing over a bill. The priest said, “Your amendment is a sin!” The rabbi replied, “That’s rich, coming from a guy who eats crackers and wine!”
Bonus Joke
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!