Herbology: Dad Jokes for the Seasoned Wit
Herbivorism Humor
“What do you call a vegetarian who loves oregano?”
“Herb-ivore!”
Bussin’ with Herbs
“Why did the chef add basil to the sauce?”
“To make it extra bussin’!”
Earthy Puns
“What do you call October 22nd?”
“Earth Day… backwards!”
Knock-Knock with Herbs
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Dill.”
“Dill who?”
“Dill with it already!”
Bussin’ Bonanza
“What do you call a sandwich that’s so good it’s bussin’?”
“A thyme-less classic!”
Political Thyme
“Why did the politician plant rosemary in his garden?”
“To keep his rivals at bay!”
Wildcard: Easter Egg-cellent
“What do you call an Easter egg with a cracked shell?”
“A yolks-tar!”
Meta-Joke
“Why are these dad jokes so bad?”
“Because they’re rooted in thyme!”