Jokes You Won’t Want to Wake Up From
Tell Me a Dad Joke about Wakeboarding
Why did the wakeboarder get a speeding ticket?
Because he was hauling wood!
Add another Dad Joke about Wakeboarding related to Gassing you up.
What do you call a wakeboarder who’s always bragging about their skills?
A gasbag.
Add a pun joke about either Miranda or October 22nd.
What does Miranda do on October 22nd?
She Miranda Rights!
Perhaps, add a Knock-Knock joke about Wakeboarding.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wake.
Wake who?
Wake me up when you find a better joke!
Include a related Dad Joke about Gassing you up.
What do you call a wakeboarder who’s running late?
Gassed out!
Be cute with a funny anecdote about Wakeboarding in politics.
A politician was campaigning for office when he visited a wakeboarding park. Eager to impress the voters, he hopped on a wakeboard and zipped around the lake. After an hour of awkward falls and clumsy maneuvers, he finally crashed into a dock. A voter nearby exclaimed, “Now that’s what I call a politician wake! Promises big, falls short, and leaves a big mess behind!”
Get funny, be snarky, just have fun with it!
Why did the wakeboarder get a new boat?
Because he couldn’t pull himself together!
Add a random joke or riddle of your choosing, anything you like — I trust you, because you have a great sense of humor.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
Dad Joke about these dad jokes.
What do you call these dad jokes about wakeboarding?
The buoy-ific jokes!