Dad Jokes: Android and Beyond!
Android Jokes
- Why did the Android cross the road? To get to the other app!
- What do you call an Android with a broken screen? A crackedroid!
Android Car Jokes
- Why did the Android get pulled over? Because it was texting and driving!
- What’s an Android’s favorite type of road? A Wi-Fi highway!
Stomach/October 23rd Jokes
- Why did the stomach grow up fast? Because it had too much gas!
- What do you call a group of witches celebrating October 23rd? A coven of trick-or-treaters!
Android Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Droid. Droid who? Droid you see me texting?
Car Jokes
- Why did the car get a parking ticket? Because it was over its wheelie!
- What do you call a car that’s always getting lost? A road-blockhead!
Android in Politics
Android: I’m running for office!
Person: What’s your platform?
Android: Google Play!
Random Jokes
- Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
- What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe!
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
These dad jokes are so bad, they’re good!