Buckle Up, Folks! Dad Jokes Incoming!
Dad Jokes about Running
“What do you call a runner who’s always getting lost? A cross-country runner!”
“Why did the runner bring a tuna salad sandwich to the race? For a quick protein shake!”
Dad Jokes about “The Man”
“Why did the runner get arrested? For running from the law!”
“What do you call a runner who’s always in trouble? A fugitive runner!”
Pun Jokes
“What do you call a naval piercing? An anchor-age!”
“What do you call a baby kangaroo that’s always cold? An October 24th!”
Knock-Knock Joke about Running
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Runner.”
“Runner who?”
“Runner late, but I made it!”
Dad Jokes about “The Man”
“Why did the runner get a speeding ticket? For running from the cop!”
“What do you call a runner who’s always angry? A marathon runner!”
Political Running Joke
“Why did the politician start running? To get ahead in the polls!”
Random Joke
“What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!”
Summary: The Dad Joke Extravaganza
From runners to the law, from navels to October, this compendium of dad jokes has covered it all! Whether you’re running from The Man or just running for a laugh, these jokes will keep your stride light and your heart filled with mirth. And don’t worry, if you don’t get any of them, there’s always this dad joke:
“What do you call a dad joke that’s so bad it’s good? A groan-er!”