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Dad Jokes: A Hundred Groovy Puns

The 100 Dad Joke

Why did the Grounder get lost?

Because he didn’t have a mappa.

Groovy Dad Joke

What do you call a Groovy Grounder?

A dirt-y dancer.

Kidney/October 24th Pun

Why did the kidney get arrested on October 24th?

Because it was charged with 24-hour urine!

Knock-Knock Joke: The 100

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Clarke.
Clarke who?
Clarke, get ready for a grounder invasion!

Groovy Dad Joke

Why did Groovy get fired from the music store?

Because he kept selling violins without the strings attached!

Political Anecdote: The 100

In a political debate, a candidate from Arkadia accused an opponent of being a Nightblood. The opponent replied, “I’m not a Nightblood, but I do have a killer smile!”

Random Joke/Riddle

What has two hands but can’t clap?

A clock.

Expansive Summary

This article is a collection of dad jokes and puns inspired by the CW show The 100. From witty jokes about Grounders to Groovy’s dancing prowess, there’s a dad joke here for everyone. Even if they’re not the best, they’re sure to make you groan and smile. So sit back, relax, and enjoy these groovy puns. Just don’t tell them to your friends, or they’ll think you’re a dad-joke-telling machine!