Dad Jokes: A Stellar Collection for 7th Graders and Beyond
Astronomy Jokes
- Why did the astronomer get lost? Because he didn’t have a planetarium!
- What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon? “I Apollo-gize!”
Tech and Geek Humor
- What do you call a computer that’s always getting into trouble? A byte-er!
- Why did the programmer go broke? Because he used up all his cache!
Muscle Jokes
- Why did the muscle-builder take two pencils to the gym? To draw up a bicep plan!
October 24th Jokes
- What’s the best way to celebrate October 24th? With United Nations Day jokes!
Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Planet.
Planet who?
Your planet is round, and mine is square!
Tech and Geek Humor
- What do you call a software engineer who’s always stressed? A bug-ridden architect!
Political Anecdote
Once, at a political rally, a candidate was giving a fiery speech about astronomy. “My fellow citizens!” he exclaimed. “We must invest heavily in space exploration, so that we can reach for the stars!” A little girl in the audience raised her hand and asked, “Excuse me, but if we invest in space travel, who will be fixing the potholes on our roads?”
Random Riddle
- I have keys but no locks, a space but no room, you can enter but can’t go outside. What am I?
(Answer: A keyboard)
Bonus Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
- What do you call dad jokes that are actually funny? Astronomical, of course!