Dad Jokes That Will Bug You
Entomophobia Blues
What do you call a person with a fear of bugs? An insect-igator!
(Sorry, that was a bummer.)
Oil Pun
What do oil glands do? They oil be slick!
Knock-Knock of Horror
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Entomophobia.
Entomophobia who?
Please open up! I’m too scared to come in!
Bummer of a Joke
Why did the bug get a bummer haircut?
Because it was in-sect-city!
Political Bug
Why did the politician with entomophobia refuse to speak to a crowd?
Because he was afraid of butterflies in his stomach!
Riddle Me This
What has a head but never weeps, a bed but never sleeps, and can run but never walks?
Answer: A river
Dad Joke Finale
Why are dad jokes about bugs so bad?
Because they’re full of creepy-crawlies!
Expansive Summary
Get ready to be bugged by a swarm of dad jokes! From entomologists with a phobia to politicians with butterfly stomachs, these jokes will crawl under your skin and make you laugh out loud. Whether you’re oiling up for a chuckle or knocking on wood to ward off the puns, these jokes will leave you buzzing with amusement and wondering, “What the Bummer?”