Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan
Orange Jokes
- Why couldn’t the orange get a job?
Because it was out of peel! - What do you call an orange that’s too high-tech?
Highkey orange!
Anal Canal or October 24th Puns
- Why did the man visit the doctor on October 24th?
Because he had an anal-og calendar!
Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad it’s not a banana knock-knocking on your door!
Highkey Dad Joke
- What do you call a highkey person who’s also an orange?
A high-key orange, of course!
Anecdote
In a political debate, a candidate said, “I’m going to make this country the best orange it can be!”
The audience erupted in laughter, because they knew he didn’t have a peel in the race.
Random Joke/Riddle
- What has a face and two hands, but no arms or legs?
(Answer: A clock)
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
- Why did the dad stop telling dad jokes?
Because he realized they were just peel-fully bad!
Summary
This article has presented a collection of dad jokes that range from groan-worthy to laugh-out-loud funny. From orange puns to silly anecdotes, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face. Whether you’re a seasoned dad joke enthusiast or a newcomer to the world of bad humor, there’s something here for everyone. So embrace the cringe and get ready to laughter-cise your funny bone!