Dad Jokes: The Soup-erlative Edition
So, you’re craving a hearty laugh? Well, strap in and get ready for some soup-erior dad jokes!
Soup Jokes
- Why did the soup break up with the salad? Because it wasn’t green enough!
- What do you call a soup that’s made entirely of peas? Peas-i soup!
- What’s the best thing about soup? The broth-erhood!
Bet-Related Soup Joke
- What do you call a soup that’s always betting against you? A Boos-coin soup!
Pluto-ber Joke
- Why was Pluto demoted to a dwarf planet? Because it ate soup on October 24th!
Knock-Knock Soup Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Soup.
- Soup who?
- I’m soup-er excited to see you!
Bet Joke
- Why did the gambler put his money on the soup? Because it was a sure bet!
Soup in Politics
During a heated debate, one politician said, “Soup is the future!” To which another replied, “Well, that’s one thing we can all sink our teeth into!”
Bonus Joke
- What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick!
What’s the Dad Joke of All the Dad Jokes?
- These jokes are so bad, they’re almost soup-erb!