Dad Jokes to Make You Cringe and Chuckle
Train Engineer Jokes:
- Why did the train engineer cross the tracks? To get to the other choo-choo!
- What do you call a train engineer who’s always getting lost? A sus-train engineer!
Heart and October 24th Puns:
- What do you call a broken heart? A heartache!
- What do you call the 24th day of October? A tenth-week bender!
Train Engineer Knock-Knock Joke:
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Track.
- Track who?
- Track down this train engineer, they left their engine running!
Sus-Related Dad Joke:
- Why is the letter “S” so sus? Because it’s always looking over its shoulder!
Funny Train Engineer Anecdote:
A train engineer was running late one day and sped through a small town. As he passed through the town square, he saw the mayor standing on the platform. To apologize for the late arrival, the engineer leaned out the window and said, “Sorry, Mr. Mayor, but I had to let off some steam!” The mayor replied, “That’s okay, but next time, please don’t do it on our flowerbeds!”
Random Joke:
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Expressive Summary
From the groan-inducing to the knee-slapping, these dad jokes about train engineers, suspects, and even holiday-themed puns are sure to elicit both cringes and chuckles. Whether you’re sharing them at a family gathering or posting them on social media, these jokes will bring a bit of humor to your day. So, go ahead, embrace the dad jokes and let the cringeworthy puns flow!