Dadly Dad Jokes: A Comprehensive Collection
Dione: A Stellar Spectacle of Puns
- Why did Dione get lost in space? Because it didn’t have an orbit.
- What do you call Dione when it’s covered in fur? A moon-a-bear!
Puns-a-palooza
- Why did the Umbilicus get a job as a construction worker? Because it was navel-qualified.
- What do you call a skeleton on October 24th? Sparse Ribs Day!
Knock, Knock, Who’s There?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Dione.
- Dione who?
- Dione-saurus!
Animal-Themed Pun-tantrum
- Why did the dinosaur cross the road? To get to the other syde.
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
Dione’s Political Blunder
Dione once ran for president of the moon. Its campaign slogan? “Vote for me, and I promise not to moonwalk!”
Riddle Me This
What has three feet, but can’t walk? A yardstick.
Bonus Dad Joke: The Ultimate Pun-ishment
- Why are dad jokes so bad?
- Because they’re a dad-ultation of groans!