Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan or Giggle
Rappelling Jokes
- Why did the rappeller get lost on his way down? Because he didn’t knot where he was going!
- What do you call a rapper who loves to rappel? A rad rappeller!
Hair/October 25th Joke
- What do you get when you combine a hair salon and Christmas? A hair-raising experience!
- Why don’t they play poker on October 25th? Because it’s a royal flush!
Rappelling Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Rappel.
- Rappel who?
- Rappel down to the store and get some milk!
More Rad Jokes
- What do you call a radioactive rapper? A rad rapper!
- Why did the rappeller get arrested? Because he was hanging around with a bad crowd.
A Political Anecdote
One politician was rappelling down a cliff during an election rally. As he descended, he heard the crowd below shouting, “We want change!” The politician paused, looked over the edge, and shouted back, “I’m on my way!”
A Bonus Joke
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!