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Dad-tacular Jokes: Larynx, Europa, and More!

Larynx Jokes

  • Why did the larynx get a divorce? Because it kept losing its voice!
  • What do you call a larynx that’s always arguing? A vocal cord!

Europa Pun

  • Why was the moon sad? Because Europa didn’t want to be its date!

October 25th Pun

  • What do you get when you cross a Halloween with a holiday? October 25th!

Larynx Knock-Knock Joke

  • Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Larynx.
  • Larynx who?
  • Larynx your voice go!

Whatever-Related Joke

  • What do you call a whatever that can’t make up its mind? A maybe-whatever!

Larynx in Politics

  • A politician once gave a speech about the importance of having a strong larynx. But then he lost his voice and had to finish his speech with a puppet!

Random Joke

  • What has four legs but can’t walk? A table!

Dad Joke on Dad Jokes

  • Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re like hand grenades: they pull the pin and wait for the inevitable explosion!