I’ve Got Lettuce Laughs: Dad Jokes for Greens Lovers
Lettuce jump into the world of hilarious dad jokes!
Salad Jokes
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You know what’s the best part about salad?
- The dressing room!
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What do you call a salad that’s not fresh?
- A “stale salad,” get it?
Salad and Chill Joke
- Hey doc, why do I have a salad growing in my stomach?
- You need to “take a chill pill!”
Pun Jokes
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I’m going to visit Phobos tonight.
- I hear he’s out of this world!
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Why does October 25th have it all?
- Because it’s a “Hallo-full” day!
Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Lettuce.
- Lettuce who?
- Lettuce in, I’m hungry!
Chill Pill Related Joke
- I just took a chill pill.
- It didn’t help. I guess I need to take a “warm pill” now!
Political Lettuce
Remember when Hillary Clinton said, “Let us turn the page to a new chapter in our salad days”?
Well, turns out, she was just trying to curry favor with the munchies crowd!
Random Joke
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato!
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
These dad jokes are so bad, they’re almost salad-rific!