Dad Jokes: Dining Delights and Boomer Banter
Casual Dining Classics
Why did the chicken cross the restaurant?
– To get to the other side of the egg-cellent casual dining!
Why did the boomer walk out of the casual dining restaurant?
– Because he couldn’t handle the “early bird special.”
Pun-believable Delicacies
What’s the difference between an October 26th and a uvula?
– One hangs down your throat, and the other hangs down your calendar.
Knock, Knock Who’s There?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Casual
Casual who?
Casual dining choices for the hungry you!
Boomer Babble
Why are boomers always complaining about the casual dining prices?
– Because they’re used to “golden oldies” discounts.
Political Pig-Out
Once upon a time, a politician went to a casual dining restaurant. When asked what he wanted to order, he replied, “I’ll have the pork chops… and some bacon on the side. Why? Because I’m a pork chop-a-lot-a-pork!”
Random Riddle
What can you catch but not throw?
– A cold
Dad Joke About Dad Jokes
Why did the dad joke cross the road?
– To make the other side of the joke twice as funny!