Dad Jokes That Will Make You Cackle Like a Cockatoo
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Cockatoo.
Cockatoo who?
Are you ok? You’re looking a little blue in the face!
Dad Joke about Cockatoo
Why don’t cockatoos make good politicians?
Because they’re always squawking about something.
Dad Joke about Cockatoo and Peachy
What do you call a cockatoo that loves fruit?
A peachy-keen cockatoo!
Pun Joke about October 26th
Why is October 26th the hardest day for arteries?
Because it’s the day they have to pump-kin!
Random Joke
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A stick.
Funny Anecdote about Cockatoo in Politics
In a council meeting, a cockatoo kept interrupting the mayor. Exasperated, the mayor asked, “Excuse me, but who gave you the right to speak here?”
To which the cockatoo replied, “The First Amendment.”
Snarky Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
Why are dad jokes so bad?
Because they’re always half-baked and delivered with zero punchline.