Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan (and a Few Gems)
Enceladus, the Outta-Sight Moon
Joke 1:
Why was Enceladus such a good spy?
Because he could easily blend in with the stars.
Joke 2:
Why was Enceladus so popular?
Because he was outta sight!
Bone-Chilling Pun
Pun:
What do you call the date when there are no bones?
October 26th! (Get it? No B-O-nes)
Knock Knock, Who’s There?
Knock-Knock Joke:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Enceladus.
Enceladus who?
Enceladus-charge on your amusement tax!
Another Outta-Sight Joke
Joke 3:
Why did Enceladus never get lost?
Because he always had his geysers to guide him.
Enceladus, the Political Ace
Anecdote:
Enceladus once ran for president and his campaign slogan was, “Vote for me, I’m a natural gas giant!”
The Random Riddle/Joke
Riddle:
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
…A penny
Joke 4:
Why are dad jokes so bad?
Because they’re puns-ished by laughter!