Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Chuckle
Ministerial Musings
- Why did the minister cross the road? To get to the other side of the sermon!
- What do you call a grunge-loving minister? A minister of darkness!
Puns for the Advanced
- What’s the difference between an October 26th and an October 27th? One day is too late and the other is just right!
- Why did the person with a sore anus go to the doctor? To get some prescription strength hemorrhoid cream!
Ministerial Knock-Knock
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Minister
Minister who?
Minister fun to be around!
Grunge, the Ministerial Way
- What do you call a grunge minister who plays in a band? A holy shredder!
Ministerial Politics
A minister was running for office. When asked about his plans if elected, he said, “I’m going to sing hymns, preach the gospel, and lead the people of this town to a better life, one sermon at a time!”
Random Joke/Riddle
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
Why are dad jokes so bad? Because the punchline is always missing!