Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes (Not Fondant!)
Cake Jokes
- Why was the cake put in jail? Because it was caught stealing someone’s tarts!
- What do you call a millennial who only eats cake on their birthday? A fondant-nial!
Sweat Gland or October 26th Pun Jokes
- Why did the sweat gland get so angry? Because it was under a lot of pressure!
- What do you call October 26th? National Sweat Shirt Day!
Knock-Knock Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cake.
Cake who?
Cake me to the moon!
Millennial Jokes
- Why did the millennial ask for a refund on their cake? Because they wanted their “influencer” discount.
Cake vs. Politics
Did you hear about the politician who promised a slice of cake to every voter? Well, he didn’t deliver. It turned out to be just a political “baker’s dozen.”
The Riddle
What do you call a cake with a lot of followers? A viral cake!
Dad Jokes about Dad Jokes
- What’s the difference between a dad joke and a pancake? One is a flat batter and the other is a batter-flat joke.
Synthesis of Dad Jokes
In this confectionary collection of dad jokes, we delved into the sweet world of cakes, poked fun at millennials, and made witty puns about sweat glands and holidays. Whether you’re an aspiring pastry chef or a seasoned dad joke connoisseur, these jokes will leave you giggling (or groaning) like a sugar-fueled 5-year-old at a birthday party. So, if you’re looking for a way to spread laughter and make your brain sweat, these dad jokes are just what the “batter” ordered.