Dad Jokes: For the Sternum Lover in You!
Sternum-y Good Jokes
Q: Why did the sternum get arrested?
A: For being a bonehead!
Q: Why did the sternum go to Ohio?
A: To get to the heart of the matter!
Pun-believable Puns
Q: What do you call a moon that’s covered in snow?
A: Enceladus!
Q: What’s a good gift to give on October 27th?
A: A pumpkin spice enchilada!
Knock, Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sternum.
Sternum who?
Sternum your forehead for saying that joke!
Ohio-ous Dad Joke
Q: What do you call a person from Ohio who’s always complaining?
A: A Buckeye for your thoughts!
Sternum in Politics
Sternum recently ran for office, but he didn’t get the ribs he needed.
Random Joke
Q: Why couldn’t the bicycle smile?
A: It was two tired!
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
Q: Why are dad jokes so bad?
A: Because they’re a pun-ishment!
Expansive Summary
This article takes a lighthearted look at the sternum and its place in our world. It includes puns, knock-knocks, and even some sternum-related political humor. Whether you’re an anatomy buff or just enjoy a good laugh, this article has something for everyone. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the puns and humor!