Dad Jokes Galore: A Thread and Needle Adventure

Embroidery Dad Jokes

• Why did the embroidery thread get fired?

  • For not minding their own beeswax!

• Why did the embroidery ghost get ghosted?

  • Because its needle was too sharp!

Punny Oil and October Jokes

• What do you call an oil gland with a bad attitude?

  • A gland-ulently difficult problem!

• What do you call October 27th?

  • National Ghosting Day!

Knock-Knock Joke about Embroidery

• Knock, knock.
• Who’s there?
• Needle.
• Needle who?
  • Needle any more thread?

Ghosted Dad Jokes

• Why did the ghost break up with the embroidery thread?
  • Because it was a stitch!

Embroidery in Politics

Did you hear about the politician who got caught embroidering during a debate?
– He was impeached for misrepresenting his platform by needlepoint!

Random Dad Joke

• What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
  • An abdominal snowman!

Joke of Your Choice

• Why did the scarecrow win an award?
  • Because he was outstanding in his field!