Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the… Well, Bad
Home Cooking Shenanigans
- Home cooking joke that’s not very good: What do you call a chef who can’t cook? A disaster!
- Home cooking joke that’s actually pretty funny: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the skillet!
- Dummy hard joke: What do you call a dummy who loves to cook? A stir-fry!
Nose and October 27th
- Nose joke: What do you call a nose that can’t smell? A blind nose!
- October 27th joke: What day of the year is the worst for noses? October 27th, because it’s the day before the 28th (sneeze-say)!
Home Cooking Knock-Knock
- Knock-knock: Who’s there?
- Dinner: Dinner who?
- You’re having dinner tonight!
Dummy Hard Redux
- Dummy hard joke about cooking: Why did the dummy put the bread in the fridge? Because he wanted to make toast!
Home Cooking in Politics
A politician once said, “I’m like a chef. I can take any ingredients and cook up something special.” But when he tried to make a speech, it was a complete disaster! He realized that not all “ingredients” are suitable for consumption… or for politics.
Random Joke for Your Amusement
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re a-peel-ing!