Are You Ready for Some Hilarious Dad Jokes?
Dad Joke about Yoga
“What do you call a yoga pose that’s too hard for most people?”
Answer: A pretzel-ent.
Dad Joke about Yoga and Holiday Humor
“What’s Santa’s favorite yoga pose?”
Answer: The tree pose!
Pun Joke about Galatea
“Why did Galatea refuse to do yoga in the library?”
Answer: Because she was a statue-esque!
Knock-Knock Joke about Yoga
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Yoga.”
“Yoga who?”
“Yoga gotta be kidding me! I’ve been waiting all day!”
Dad Joke about Holiday Humor and Yoga
“What do you call a group of yogis singing carols?”
Answer: A “hum”-asana choir.
Funny Anecdote about Yoga in Politics
“A politician went to a yoga class and noticed a strange pose being performed. He asked the instructor, ‘What’s that pose called?’ The instructor replied, ‘It’s called the ‘politician’ pose.’ The politician asked, ‘Why is that?’ The instructor explained, ‘Because it’s all about stretching the truth, and bending over backwards to avoid responsibility.'”
Random Joke
“Why did the bicycle fall over?”
Answer: Because it was two tired!
Dad Joke about These Dad Jokes
“What do you call a bunch of bad dad jokes?”
Answer: A yoga pun-ishment!