Dad Jokes: A Celestial Collection of Stellar Silliness
Holidays, Ho! Ho! Jokes
- What do you call Santa’s favorite candy? Candy canes!
- Why did the snowman get lost? Because he couldn’t find his snow way.
Far Out Holiday Jokes
- Why did the alien skip Thanksgiving dinner? Because he was not feeling well “extra”-terrestrial!
Trachea vs. October 28th Pun
- What does a trachea use to blow its nose? A windpipe!
- Why did October 28th get arrested? Because it was caught “boo”ing in public!
Knock-Knock Holiday Joke
- Knock knock.
- Who’s there?
- Winter.
- Winter who?
- Winter wonderland, how about you?
Far Out Dad Joke
- What do you call a spaceship that’s always freezing? A “cool”ship!
Political Holiday Antics
Once, a politician promised to “turn Christmas into a national holiday” and a week later, he declared “Happy Monday!”
Random Joke
- What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick!
Dad Joke About Dad Jokes
- Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re GROAN-worthy!
This collection of celestial dad jokes will have you rolling on the floor laughing, or at least groaning with delight. Whether it’s a festive holiday quip or an out-of-this-world pun, there’s a dad joke here for every taste. So, let yourself be transported by the sheer silliness and enjoy a cosmic dose of laughter!