Dad Jokes so Bad They’re Good
Sushi Jokes:
- What do you call a sushi roll that’s always running late? A maki-nator.
- What do you call a sushi chef who’s always out in nature? A wilderness roll.
Spinal Cord/October 28th Pun:
- Spine-tingling fact: October 28th is the day when spinal cords go on sale!
Sushi Knock-Knock Joke:
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Sushi.
- Sushi who?
- Sushi want to grab a bite to eat with me?
Nature and Outdoors Dad Joke:
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Sushi in Politics Anecdote:
- A sushi chef running for office promised his voters a “roll in the park” if he got elected.
Random Joke/Riddle:
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
- Because they make up everything!
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes:
- What do you call a dad joke that’s not funny? A groan-er.
Expansive Summary:
From sushi to nature and even the political realm, these dad jokes span a wide range of topics. While some may elicit a cringe or an eye roll, others are sure to bring a smile to your face. So, whether you’re a sushi aficionado, a nature enthusiast, or just enjoy a good chuckle, this collection of dad jokes has something for everyone.