Glory Hole Guffaws and Other Dad Joke Delights
Glory Hole Groaners
- What do you call a glory hole in the woods? A beaver’s secret stash!
- Why did the driver park his car in a glory hole? Because it needed some muffler love!
Venus and Punny October
- Why was Venus jealous of October 28th? Because Venus is un-Venus-ual, and October 28th is un-Venus-u-ally cold!
Knock, Knock… Glory Hole
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Iris.
- Iris who?
- Iris the only glory hole in town!
Political Glory Hole Humdinger
A politician was caught sticking his foot in a glory hole. When asked about it, he said, “I was just trying to reach out to my constituents!”
Car and Road Dad Joke
What do you call a glory hole on a race track? A pit stop for the lonely!
Random Dad Joke Extravaganza
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What’s the best way to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Dad Joke on Dad Jokes
Why did the dad joke cross the road? To get to the other groan!