Holy Dad Jokes: A Divine Comedy
Ulama Dad Joke (Religious Scholars)
What do you call a group of religious scholars who love to snack? The Ula-munchies!
Puns & Punny Ulama Joke
Why did the Ulama scholar get so upset? Because he couldn’t bear bad puns!
Rectum vs. October 28th
What do you get when you mix up your rectum and October 28th? A “pumpkin pucker!”
Knock-Knock Ulama Joke
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ulama.
Ulama who?
Ulama try this joke on you: What does a religious scholar say when he gets a new pair of glasses? “Holy specs!”
Puns & Punny Dad Joke
Why did the Pun King get into a fight with his wife? Because he couldn’t “bear” her puns!
Ulama in Politics
A politician once asked an Ulama scholar, “What’s the best way to serve the people?” The scholar replied, “With a large spoon.”
Random Riddle
I have a bed, but I don’t sleep.
I have a mouth, but I don’t eat.
What am I? A river
Dad Joke About Dad Jokes
What do you call a dad joke that’s so bad it’s good? A groan-er!