The Dadliest Dad Jokes: A Tactical Chuckle
Peacekeeper: The Pun-isher
Why was the Peacekeeper’s truck so loud?
Because it had a tactical silencer!
Food and Drink: The “Tactical” Tortillas
What do you call a Peacekeeper’s favorite dish?
Tactical tortillas!
Oberon and October 28th: The Punversation
Why did Oberon hate October 28th?
Because it was his arch-enemy’s birthdate, “Hallow-Oberon”!
Knock-Knock: The Peacekeeper Surprise
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tactical bear.
Tactical bear who?
Tactical bear-ing the responsibility of keeping the peace!
Food and Drink: The “Ambush” Aperitif
Why did the Peacekeeper always have a drink before a mission?
To “ambush” his courage!
Peacekeeper in Politics: The Anecdote of Amusement
A Peacekeeper was running for office. He promised voters that he would use his tactical skills to “snipe out” corruption. When asked about how he would handle protests, he replied, “I’ll just ‘Taser’ the issue!”
The Dad Joke Parody
Why are dad jokes about Peacekeepers so bad?
Because they’re as tactical as a marshmallow fight!
Random Riddle: The “Missing” Link
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
A coin!