Ape-aling Dad Jokes for the Whole Family
About That Orangutan…
Why did the orangutan cross the road?
* To get to the other jungle!
What do you call an orangutan with a limp?
* An orangutang!
Hip-po-potamus Humor
What do you call a hippo with no legs?
* A hip-po-flattenus!
Punny Puns
What do you call a cow with no tongue?
* A moo-te!
Why is October 29th the most tongue-tied day of the year?
* Because it’s the day before Hallo-tongue!
Knock-Knock on the Jungle Door
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orangutan.
Orangutan who?
Orangutan play with me!
Hip-ster Dad Jokes
Why is the hip bone connected to the funny bone?
* Because it’s a little bit humerus!
Orangutan in Politics
What happens when an orangutan runs for office?
* They monkey around with the budget!
Random Joke/Riddle
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
* Fsh!
D-Joke of the Day
Why did the dad joke enthusiast get lost?
* Because they were following their nose!
Expansive Summary
Prepare to laugh out loud with these ape-aling, punny, and knee-slapping dad jokes! From orangutans crossing the road to hippos without legs, these jokes will keep you entertained for hours. And just when you thought you’d heard it all, a random riddle thrown into the mix will leave you scratching your head in amusement. So, gather your family and friends for a jungle of laughter with these hilarious dad jokes—they’re sure to make everyone hoot with delight!