Brace Yourself for Some Baaa-d Dad Jokes About Your Favorite Shepherd Family
Dad Joke: Shepherd Style
Q: What do you call a shepherd who can’t control his sheep?
A: A baa-d shepherd!
Dad Joke: Shepherd and Bet
Q: What do you get when you cross a shepherd with a complaining wife?
A: Bet-ter-leave-her!
Bronchiole
What do you call a baby bronchiole?
A: A bronch-i-tot!
Knock-Knock: Shepherd at the Door
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shepherd!
Shepherd who?
Shepherd be kidding me with these jokes!
Bet’s Dad Joke
Q: What’s Bet’s favorite type of music?
A: Baa-a-rock!
Shepherd in Politics
Shepherd once ran for office. His campaign slogan was “Vote for Shepherd: I’m the guy with the most wool!” He lost the election, but his supporters cheered, “Ewe did your best!”
Random Joke
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A: A stick.
Expansive Summary
From the clueless shepherd to the punny Bet, these dad jokes provide a hilarious glimpse into the misadventures of the Shepherd family. Whether you groan or chuckle, you’ll agree that these jokes are shear-ly delightful, and may even drive you a little batty!