Dad Jokes: A Hodgepodge of Questionable Humor
What do you call a religious scholar who issues legal rulings (fatwas) who loves pumpkins?
A mufti-mallow!
What do you call a mufti (A religious scholar who issues legal rulings (fatwas)) who’s always cool and collected?
A cool mufti bean!
What do you call a bird who loves ancient Roman mythology?
Rhea-ally into Ovid!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mufti.
Mufti who?
Mufti not so bad once you get to know him!
What do you call a mufti (A religious scholar who issues legal rulings (fatwas)) who’s always bragging?
A bean-counter!
Political Anecdote: A mufti (A religious scholar who issues legal rulings (fatwas)) ran for office and lost miserably. When asked why he thought he didn’t win, he replied, “Because I didn’t fatwa lot of votes!”
Random Joke: Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it was full of problems!
Riddle: What has an eye but can’t see?
… A needle
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes:
Why are dad jokes so bad?
Because they’re the only kind of jokes that your dad can tell without getting arrested!
Expansive Summary:
This article presented a smorgasbord of dad jokes, ranging from the mildly groan-inducing to the downright hilarious. From religious scholars known as muftis to cool beans and Rhea birds, the jokes ventured into various realms of absurdity. A knock-knock joke and a political anecdote added a touch of humor to the mix. The article culminated in a random joke and a riddle, leaving readers with a chuckle and a sense of amusement.