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Dad Jokes Only Your Dad Would Love (and Groan At!)

Reggae Jokes That’ll Make You Rastafare-Well

  • Why was the reggae band late for their concert? Because they were Jamaica-time!
  • What do you call a reggae song that’s all about the herb? A ganja-hit!

Nose and October 29th Pun-derfulness

  • What do you call a nose that’s always in the wrong? A n-nose-ense!
  • Why is October 29th a spooky day for your nose? Because it’s All-Hallow-nose Eve!

Knock, Knock on Reggae’s Door

  • Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Reggae.
  • Reggae who?
  • Reggae gonna be a night to remember!

Whatever-Related Dad Joke

  • What do you call a whatever that’s always getting lost? A wanderer!

Anecdote About Reggae in Politics

Once, a politician was giving a speech on the importance of unity. He said, “We need to come together like a reggae beat!” The crowd cheered, but then one heckler shouted, “But what about the lyrics?!”

Random Joke/Riddle

  • Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!

A Dad Joke About Dad Jokes

  • Why are dad jokes so terrible? Because they’re not funny for real!