Judge Not, or Be Prepared to Hear Groans
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Federal Judge.
Federal Judge who?
Federal Judge if you can’t handle these terrible jokes!
Bae-tiful Justice
Hey, Bae, my Federal Judge just sentenced me to life… without parole. I guess I’ll be your cell-mate for a while now!
Pun-derful Proteus and Octo-berfest
Why was Proteus such a good judge? Because he could change his shape into anything, like a court order!
October 29th is a scary day for lawyers. It’s the deadline to file your taxes, or you’ll be facing the gavel of the Federal Judge!
Joke of the Week
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer!
Funny Anecdote
A Federal Judge was recently running for office. During a campaign speech, he proudly declared, “My motto is, ‘No justice, no peas!'”
Expansive Summary
This article poked fun at the legal profession with a collection of not-so-great and downright hilarious dad jokes. From Federal Judges to Proteus and October 29th, we covered a wide range of puns and one-liners. So, if you find yourself in a courtroom or simply trying to lighten the mood, remember these jokes and be prepared for some groan-worthy laughter.