Welcome to the World of HILARIOUS Dad Jokes!
Heart-felt Humor
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Why did the heart surgeon join the search and rescue team? Because he wanted to get to the bottom of all the heart attacks!
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What’s the difference between a heart attack and a heart attack that hits different? One leaves you feeling like you’re going to die, the other makes you re-evaluate your life choices!
Punderful Planet
- Why did Europa lose its European status? Because it’s too far from October 29th (too far from Euro-to-ber)!
Knock-Knock Nifty
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Heart.
- Heart who?
- Heart you very much!
Hits Different Dad Jokes
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Why did the band Heart become a campaign slogan? Because it hits different!
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What do you call a Heart concert that makes you want to vote? A “Rock the Ballot” show!
Heart Politics
One time, Heart was performing at a political rally. As they sang “Alone,” the crowd started chanting, “We’re not alone! We’re not alone!” Needless to say, that campaign won a landslide victory.
Random Ridiculousness
- What has two hands but doesn’t clap? A clock.
Dad Joke Inception
- What do you call a joke about dad jokes? A DADception!
Enjoy these not-so-good dad jokes and the occasional gem. Remember, laughter is the best medicine, especially when it comes from our embarrassing dads!