Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (and Laugh)
Dad Joke 1: Navy
What do you call a Navy sailor who’s always getting lost? A sea-riously confused seaman!
Dad Joke 2: Navy and Scoot
What do you call a Navy sailor who’s always scooting around on a scooter? A maritime moped enthusiast!
Pun Joke: Alveoli
What do you call a group of tiny air sacs that help you breathe? Congratulations! You just alveoli figured it out!
Knock-Knock Joke: Navy
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Navy.
Navy who?
Navy got jokes!
Dad Joke 3: Scoot
What do you call a Navy sailor who’s always out of town on secret missions? A scoot-ops operative!
Funny Anecdote: Navy in Politics
A Navy sailor ran for mayor of his hometown. During his campaign speech, he boasted, “I’ve seen more water than any other candidate!” A heckler in the crowd shouted, “Well, I’ve seen more beer than you!”
Random Joke
What do you call a flamingo that flies upside down? A flamingo upside down!
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
Why don’t dad jokes get old? Because they’re “timeless” and “ageless”!