Dad Jokes: The Official Congressional Comedy Goldmine
435 Ways to Make You Groan
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Why did the House Representative switch to a vegetarian diet? Because he wanted to “veg out” during sessions.
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What do you call a Representative who loves vegetables? A veggie-tarian!
Phoebe on October 30th
- Phoebe: “What do you call the day before Halloween?”
- Friend: “October 29th.”
- Phoebe: “That’s too easy! It’s ‘boo-tiful!'”
Knock-Knock on Capitol Hill
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Representative.
- Representative who?
- Representative-ing with these dad jokes!
Veg Out Political Punchline
- Why did the Speaker of the House order a pizza? Because he wanted to “slice into some serious business!”
Cute Congressional Caper
A Representative was giving a speech about the importance of saving the environment. He said, “We need to do everything we can to make our planet greener. We should all be tree-huggers!”
A young boy in the audience raised his hand.
“Excuse me, sir,” he said. “I hug trees all the time.”
The Representative smiled. “That’s wonderful! Keep up the good work.”
The boy replied, “I have to. My mom locks me outside!”
Bonus Joke
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
Expansive Summary
From groan-inducing vegetable puns to knock-knock jokes fit for the Capitol, these dad jokes have something for everyone. Whether you’re a veggie-loving Representative or a tree-hugging young boy, brace yourself for a barrage of laughter and prepare to “veg out” on the official congressional comedy goldmine.