Dad Jokes You’ll Either Love or Groan At
Slutty Girl Jokes
- Why did the slutty girl cross the road? To get to the other side…of the mattress!
- What do you call a slutty girl who loves fruit? Peachy the Skeezy!
Pun Jokes
- What do you call a blood vessel that’s really rude? A vein that’s a pain!
- What’s the scariest holiday of the year? October 30th, because October 31st is Night of the Living Bread!
Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Slutty girl.
Slutty girl who?
Slutty girl, please let me in, it’s freezing out here!
Peachy Jokes
- What did Peachy the Skeezy say to the police officer? “Officer, I’m not wearing a seatbelt because I’m a ree-bellious girl!”
Anecdote
Did you hear about the slutty girl who ran for office? She had an impressive platform!
Random Joke/Riddle
- What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter!
Snarky Summary
If these dad jokes don’t make you laugh, maybe you’re just not dad enough. Embrace the groan-inducing humor and let these puns, knocks, and anecdotes tickle your funny bone. From slutty girls to peachy punchlines, this article has a joke for every dad-loving soul. So next time you need a chuckle, reach into this bag of dad jokes and get ready for a good laugh!