Get Ready for the Dadliest of Dad Jokes
A North African Tale
“Why did the North African cross the desert?”
“To find his Oasis-tensibly.”
Goals, Shmoals
“What do you call a North African who always scores?”
“GOAL-bia!”
Pun-ishingly Bad
“What metal do you find in a witch’s pencil?”
“Mercury” (or “Thirty-pun-ium” for October 30th)
Knock, Knock
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“North African.”
“North African who?”
“North Africa will pay for this!”
Passing the Goalpost
“Why did the soccer player set his goals so low?”
“Because he didn’t want to miss.”
Political Punchline
“Did you hear about the new North African politician named Abdul? He’s very popular. Everyone is giving him their Khaire.”
Random Riddle
“What has a white head and a red body?”
“A cherry with a sunburn.”
Dad Joke Dad Joke
“What do you call a dad who tells bad jokes?”
“A pun-ishing parent.”
Summary
From the Sahara’s sands to the soccer field, these dad jokes about North African culture and goals will make you roll your eyes in amusement. Whether you’re laughing at the puns or cringing at the sheer silliness, one thing’s for sure: these dad jokes will never get old—just like the dads who tell them.