Dad Jokes That Will Leave You A-maze-ing
Agoraphobia: Dad Jokes
- Why did the person with agoraphobia go to the grocery store? Because they were isolated.
- Why did the agoraphobic join a support group? It was a closed group.
Satire Dad Joke
- Why did the satirical newspaper write an article about agoraphobia? Because they wanted to expose the real issue: people are afraid of open spaces.
Pun Joke
- What do you call a glory hole on October 31st? A boo-hole.
Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Agoraphobia.
- Agoraphobia who?
- I can’t come out. I’m afraid of open spaces.
Dad Joke About Satire
- Why did the satirist get arrested? Because he kept making fun of the police!
Funny Anecdote
In the political arena, a candidate with agoraphobia was overheard saying, “I’m not afraid of anything, except for large groups of people… and cats.”
Random Joke
- What do you call a fish with no eyes?
- Fsh!
Joke About Dad Jokes
- What do you call a joke that’s so bad it makes you cringe?
- A dad joke.