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Dad Jokes from the Outer Limits

  • Why did the alien from The Outer Limits get lost in Ohio?
    Because he took the wrong “warp” route.

  • What’s the difference between Gums and November 1st?
    One is something you chew, and the other is something you boo.

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Outer Limits.
    Outer Limits who?
    Outer limits your speed in Ohio!

  • Why is Ohio like a giant cornfield?
    Because it’s 2,400 square miles of “ears” and stalks.

  • Fun Fact: A politician once used the “Control Voice” from The Outer Limits to persuade voters. It worked like a charm, but then the voters found out it was a “controlled” experiment.

  • Bonus Joke:
    Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field.

Dad Joke Synthesis

These not-so-stellar and rib-tickling dad jokes take us on a whimsical journey through the Outer Limits of humor. From the vast expanse of Ohio to the world of gums and calendars, these puns and riddles keep us laughing. Whether it’s exploring the wrong “warp” routes or discovering the chewiness of November 1st, the dad jokes in this collection never cease to amaze (or groan). Just don’t let them “control” your sense of humor too much!